Rant no10

Why is the heavy music of today just some kind of crap version of "Faith no more"
I went to see this lot at the Pheoinx festival in 97 with my wife and some freinds:
All you sad copies out there, this how it's done:

Rant no9

I said earlier that God is practical, actually I don't think He is!
Here are some instance of being practical:

1. We don't have enough food, we'll have to send the people away
2. There's a huge see in front of us we'll have to turn back or we'll all die
3. He's dead, so nothing can be done

God says: yeah in the practical it can't be done, but I'm not a God of practical I'm a God of provision, so here it is, so shut up and do as I say because I know better than you and I'm just trying to help you if you'd only listen.

Hey, God is good. So suck it up people, you'll just have to live with it. lol

Rant no8

People are insane! I mean just plain crazy. You name it, any creed colour religion....whatever!
I of course include myself in this! We say one thing and do another and then we attack people because they don't believe as we do!
I mean what do we actually believe at the end of the day?

I've said this before and I'll say it again!
Christ only attacked religious loonies who went around attacking the people. He spent the rest of the time encouraging and helping everyone else.

If there are any Christians out there that disagree with what I've said or indeed my language, then please don't attack me like some loony Pharisee, but pray for me, and please no which craft, from the Christians that is, please pray Gods will and not your own.

P.S. I'm not having a go at anybody here, I'm just frustrated and want us all to get on with each other, you know chill, be groovy, be nice to each other. Unless you're a Pharisee of course, in which case Jesus has already told you where to go. lol

Rant no7

Here's something I heared a Christian church leader once say, it went something like this:

"We'll plant 7 churches and we'll believe God for 5"

What kind of crap talk is that! If you believe God for 5 then plant 5! It's insane!No wonder the rest of the world thinks Christianity is a load of bollocks, if God was like that I'd think it was a load of bollocks too!

Thankfully, my experience of God is a positive one, where everything makes sense!
Waw! who'd have thought it, a sane God that actually lives in the real world and is practical!

Rant no6

People who rant on and on are really boring
Oh no! what does this mean
I'm blowing off steam, and in some way it's in public, which can be cathartic.
Still, ranting on and on really isn't that productive!
Christ said what He had to say and then moved on.
Unfortunately I can't even come close to His attitude, and quite right too, if I ever thought I was getting close, then someone lock me up and give me a good kicking for being a complete dickhead!

Rant no5

Been reading my rants, I sound like a right nutter.
My flesh could rant on for eternity I think!
This is not how I act however which is a blessing for everyone I'm sure, but I do think it's how a lot of people feel.
Anyhow, It is one of my deepest wishes that we just listen to God and stop trying to incorporate him into crap worldly ideas.
I still sound mad! Ah well that's just the way it is, if you ask me we're all mad, just some of us are quieter about it than others.
Do you no what? Jesus had some major rants, and they were all targeted at church people who made up their own rules and thought they were more Godly than anyone else, when in fact the reverse was true. Christ tore strips off them and called them terrible things (makes your eyes water and face blush).

Rant no4

Why oh why do Churches and other christian bodies insist on making up new doctrines that are not mentioned in the Bible, eg: I will paraphrase so you will have to check it out yourself, always a good (God) Idea!
1) Bible says: repent and be baptised, the day of repentance is now, the day of salvation is now.
Some churches sat: Oh no hang on, lets wait to see how you get on.

2)Bible says: we are kings and priests and that we should ordain each other with laying on of hands
Some churches say: You must be licenced for at least a year to five years and then ordained

Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge!

Makes me sick to my spirit!
Get a grip people!