Rant no6

People who rant on and on are really boring
Oh no! what does this mean
I'm blowing off steam, and in some way it's in public, which can be cathartic.
Still, ranting on and on really isn't that productive!
Christ said what He had to say and then moved on.
Unfortunately I can't even come close to His attitude, and quite right too, if I ever thought I was getting close, then someone lock me up and give me a good kicking for being a complete dickhead!

Rant no5

Been reading my rants, I sound like a right nutter.
My flesh could rant on for eternity I think!
This is not how I act however which is a blessing for everyone I'm sure, but I do think it's how a lot of people feel.
Anyhow, It is one of my deepest wishes that we just listen to God and stop trying to incorporate him into crap worldly ideas.
I still sound mad! Ah well that's just the way it is, if you ask me we're all mad, just some of us are quieter about it than others.
Do you no what? Jesus had some major rants, and they were all targeted at church people who made up their own rules and thought they were more Godly than anyone else, when in fact the reverse was true. Christ tore strips off them and called them terrible things (makes your eyes water and face blush).

Rant no4

Why oh why do Churches and other christian bodies insist on making up new doctrines that are not mentioned in the Bible, eg: I will paraphrase so you will have to check it out yourself, always a good (God) Idea!
1) Bible says: repent and be baptised, the day of repentance is now, the day of salvation is now.
Some churches sat: Oh no hang on, lets wait to see how you get on.

2)Bible says: we are kings and priests and that we should ordain each other with laying on of hands
Some churches say: You must be licenced for at least a year to five years and then ordained

Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge! Badge!

Makes me sick to my spirit!
Get a grip people!

Rant no3

I hate colds, I have have one now, I cant breathe and therefore I can't sleep!
Sweat seams to be pouring from every pour of my body!
Bored with looking at TV programmes online!
On a more positive note I am looking foreword to taking my wife to see Clannad in St Davids hall in Cardiff on the 7th of march.
Hopefully I won't have another sodding cold!

Rant no2

What is up with tight arsed Christians, I used to be one (tight arsed that is, I still am a Christian)
Look, I belive in Christ, but can't I have fun as well. Finding God shouldn't mean you become a boring old fart! So lets chill all you brothers ansd sisters out there!

Rant no1

I think this blog is basically going to be a rant on life in general, so here goes
Rant no1:
Why the feck are people such a pain in the arse, I mean how hard is it to be helpful to each other instead of rogering them with a prize winning leak.
Honestly the amount of shit I get from just breathing and ocupying a space!
Well I think thats it for now, try not to get into trouble all you people out there and don't let the bastards get you down!